Friday, May 04, 2007

tips to healthy living

here are some hilarious tips i found online, which if put into practice, will definitely improve the quality of your life... ge-ran-tee...

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.

7. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

8. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

9. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

10. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade… then mix it with vodka.

11. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

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